Who Said What

Road Rules: Who Said What:

Program One: Five Easy Pieces


"You're obsessed with Puck - you want him to touch your banana!" -- Rachel to Sean
"I'm not the one who kissed Puck on the mouth and let him feel my boobies!" -- Sean to Rachel
"They just can't quite let go of the primping and the whining." -- Jon on Rachel and Cynthia
"I didn't even break a nail!" -- Cynthia recalling her Olympic luge training
"Jesus was a vegan." Eric speculating on Christ's dietary habits

Program 2: Shear Madness


"You boys have gotten too comfortable around me!" -- Rachel, as Eric burps and farts in front of her
"Go, or you're a sweater!" -- Jon encouraging the sheep to move quicker
"This is the pits of hell!" -- Cynthia, surrounded by cow bootie
"The tension is high and the cast is poor!" -- Sean, hoping to earn money on the farm
"I had a problem with being at one with my sheep." - Eric

Program 3: A Radish In A Salad Spinner


"You feel like you're in a washer or dryer or something." -- Cynthia, describing the Zorb experience
"It's like traveling with Puck, but a prettier package." -- Rachel, on Eric's attention-getting tantrum
"I didn't come on this trip to argue -- I already lived in The Real World for 5 months!" -- Jon
"People in New Zealand got a lot of free time on their hands!" -- Eric, marveling at the man-made creation known as 'the Zorb.'
"It was lumberjacks versus MTV video music stars, and the lumberjacks won!" - Sean on his final Zorb competition with Eric

Program 4: HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS or ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT'S ME, CYNTHIA


"I'm really happy that I came down in one piece and all my nails are still attached!" -- Cynthia, after the Urban Rap Jumping
"I've never had my eyebrows plucked and I'm grateful to her for that." -- Sean, on Rachel's eyebrow-plucking obsession
"We're just cutting off cricket legs and cricket antennas!" The Real World for 5 months!" -- Jon, while working in the kitchen
"I thought it was a walnut." -- Eric, after eating a cricket cookie
"He should develop something other than his triceps!" --Rachel on Eric

Program 5: FRESH SQUEEZED CREATIVE JUICES


"Muscles can't help this time!" -- Rachel, as the cast prepares for the Groundlings mission
"Some of the stupid stuff we're doing is so stupid, that it's funny!" -- Sean, on The Groundlings rehearsal
"I sound like a chipmunk to me!" -- Cynthia, listening to a playback of the new theme song "These three and a half weeks seem like a year!" -- Eric
"I think it's Satan." -- Jon, when asked to reveal who is causing the most problems within the group


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